so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Mines Excavated: 3010 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Buildings Constructed: 43 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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