so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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