Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Mines Excavated: 3617 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY