Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 420832 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
Towns Built: 6 Animals Bred: 18
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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