Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6521
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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