Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
Enchantments Applied: 104 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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