yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
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