yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Enchantments Applied: 181 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Emeralds Found: 8632 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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