yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Astral Projections Made: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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