yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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