yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5523

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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