yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
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