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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8061 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 19 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
so, like, if u dont want to end up like those teenagers, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got all the fun and games u could ever want, plus u wont get executed for watching south korean dramas.
we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.
if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.
