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PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	122	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	78	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Towns Built:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	7289
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	4637
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Towns Built:	9
Emeralds Found:	3021	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8598
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1327
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Votes:	7755
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	3619
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Potions Brewed:	169
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1