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Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3620	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Board People Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MagicMoon

Adventure, Cross-Play, custom worlds, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanted, enchanted forests, Exploration, fairy tales, FANTASY, Magic, Magical Items, magical realms, Mini Games, Missions, mystical lands, mythical creatures, PvP battles, Quests, Roleplay, sorcery, Spells, Survival, Wizardry

¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

Are you ready to experience the magic?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2510	Players Killed by Monsters:	5015

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WakeCraft

Crates, Custom, Economy, infernal mobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, new content, protection blocks, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, WakeCraft

WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	703252	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	633

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Indies MC Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! We’re like the VIP section of the Minecraft world, where only the coolest indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. Why settle for the basic servers when you can join us and be part of the elite crew?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special requirement for joining – you must be a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We only accept the best of the best here, no scrubs allowed!

Join now and rub elbows with the likes of Twitch legends like Dooby3D and Filian. And don’t forget about our international stars like akamikarubi and KSPKSP. We’re like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, but way cooler.

Plus, we have all the tools you need to keep up with the latest indie vtuber news, from VOD archives to a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. And let’s not forget about the essential Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers behind and join us on the most exclusive Minecraft server in town. Trust us, once you go /lig/, you’ll never go back!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

mintyboys.org

PvP, Survival

this is a public minecraft server with a fun kind community 24/7 mods active so if you have any question feel free to ask.

it is a modded server so you will need to download a modpack the modpack you will need is https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/industrial-village

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

3 Letter People Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with long and complicated usernames? Well, look no further because our server is 99% filled with 3 letter people! That’s right, you could be one of them too! Just imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only have three letters in their name. It’s like a game of charades every time you want to say something. Plus, rumor has it that if you can guess the full name of a 3 letter player, you’ll unlock a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world of short and sweet usernames!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fruity Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of being a boring old apple or a basic banana in the fruit world? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and discover what fruit you truly are! Are you a sassy strawberry or a wild watermelon? Take our fruity quiz and find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fruit Gang, a group of Minecraft players who only communicate through fruit emojis. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pineapples rule the land and grapes are the currency.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our fruity SMP today and let your inner fruit flag fly! Just don’t be a sour grape about it.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your virtual hands on! Join now and embark on a wild adventure with our ongoing “Tempesta and the Sleeping Sea” event, where you can unlock SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth Adventure! And don’t forget about our Halloween skins for new Tempesta, Atago, Owari L2D, and BristolJuuchatHoushou – they’re to die for!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the upcoming To Love Ru collab, where you can team up with your favorite anime characters and conquer the pixelated world like never before!

And remember, bind your account or risk losing it forever in the depths of the Minecraft universe. Oh, and by the way, we don’t have our own Discord because who needs it when you have such an awesome server like ours?

Check out our resources, ship tier list, equipment guide, PvP strategies, and so much more to dominate the game like a pro. And if you’re into lore and story, we’ve got you covered with our detailed summaries and background stories that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Is Fortnite Playable By A 4Channer? Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a noob in Fortnite and getting wrecked by 12-year-olds with insane building skills? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned Fortnite and all its players because they are too sweaty for our liking.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where we host daily dance parties with our pet creepers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their iron golem army. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours, but just know that the villagers have cookies and diamond armor, so choose wisely.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server you’ve ever seen. And remember, Fortnite players need not apply!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1