| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8350 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 218 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6543 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Farms Harvested: | 941 | New Chunks Explored: | 110756 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3774 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 303 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3337 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9184 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3792 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 220 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3734 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3594 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8361 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 176 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9271 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5242 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9892 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 727 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 71 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3085 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7153 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3686 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8518 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3603 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2697 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3727 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8045 | Mines Excavated: | 3649 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5837 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 79925 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
