| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1607 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1503 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 17 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4503 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3095 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3766 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2285 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6433 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5067 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6877 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 52 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1416 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2673 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1995 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4388 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1886 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 462 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Welcome to Cheesecake SMP! |
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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3612 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 183201 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 58 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7776 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4236 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9717 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2893 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.
so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9898 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 160433 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will make you question reality itself.
Why join? Because this server is like the best story in all of gaming, but you get to be the main character!
Explore vast landscapes, build insane structures, and interact with a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
