KiwiRP: Where even the kiwis roleplay in vanilla! Whitelisted on 1.20.1!

1.20.1, Civilization, Communication, Community, Discord, discord.gg, Events, History, Interaction, Join, KiwiRP, KIWIS, Nations, nations falling, Optimization, Plugins, Rising, Roleplay, rules, Towny, Vanilla, Wars, Whitelist, Whitelisted

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	104
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

KiwiRP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Nations / Civilization RP
Community Size	Small tight-knit community
Server Style	Purely Vanilla
Plugins	Optimisation-targeted only
Communication	Discord server or in-game chat
How to Join	Contact @beriff in Discord or join discord.gg/9CFsMANMNm

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the KiwiRP Minecraft server?

To join the server, you can contact @beriff in Discord or join the server’s Discord channel at discord.gg/9CFsMANMNm

What type of server is KiwiRP?

KiwiRP is a Nations / Civilization RP server where players create their own history with events, wars, and the rise and fall of nations.

Does KiwiRP use any plugins?

The server is purely vanilla, with only optimisation-targeted plugins. They believe that user interaction and self-imposed rules are better than using plugins like Towny.

How can I communicate with other players on the server?

Communication mostly happens in the server’s Discord channel or through in-game chat.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3284	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/200	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	6194	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5026
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/700	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Potions Brewed:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	9439	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2957	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
New Chunks Explored:	978584	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3435	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magic Items Found:	7018	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	663
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!