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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3822 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 5879 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8620 | Star Shards Collected: | 231 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
We have a strict rule that all Zoom meetings must be held in the kitchen, and if anyone tries to use another room, they’ll be met with a chorus of “NO! This is the office now!” Just like in real life, you’ll have to tiptoe around to avoid disrupting your fellow players’ important calls.
But don’t worry, we have plenty of other rooms in our Minecraft world for you to set up your temporary office. Just make sure to avoid the kitchen at all costs, unless you want to incur the wrath of your fellow players.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and ridiculous as a husband who insists on working in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember, the kitchen is off-limits for anything other than work, so make sure to grab your pickaxe and get to mining in the living room instead.
