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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9390 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!