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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9096 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3914 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!