Kim’s Crafty Commies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PramQueueSkipperAITAH

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Crops Grown:	6091
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCreeperCraziness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

arms control, arms trade, artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, NorthKoreanArtillery, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons, Western intelligence

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Nightmare Toys Transform

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join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Misinfo MasterCraft

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so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1217	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

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Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ores Mined:	4491	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

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Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Quality of Life (QoL)	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
Informative Discord Channel	Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
Custom Help Menu	Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

4. Is there a player economy on the server?

Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Void Armor Forged:	11	Void Gems Collected:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OpenDoorPoopCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

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FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1