Kim’s Crafty Commies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mines Excavated:	2339
Towns Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Items Found:	3200
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3178	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6922	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ores Mined:	6210
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mines Excavated:	1950
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1274	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2018
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Animals Bred:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7918
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	525

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4