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Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	2655
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Emeralds Found:	2776
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Votes:	9415
Emeralds Found:	6920	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8078	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Votes:	8632	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	193	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	3794	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Farms Harvested:	809
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8284
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5094	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Farms Harvested:	308
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3