so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.

join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.

plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.

don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Gods Slained: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
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