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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3831 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to mine for rare minerals like uranium and kimchi diamonds. Build your own propaganda tower to show off your loyalty to the Supreme Leader. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly rocket launch competitions, where the winner gets a free trip to space (Disclaimer: trip may involve being launched into orbit against your will).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the true glory of Minecraft, North Korean style! Just remember to always praise the Supreme Leader or risk being banned to the labor camps. Happy mining!