KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Asia, battlefield, CASUALTIES, combat operations, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intelligence agencies, international relations, KimJongCraft, Losses, Military, military intelligence, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	947
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean troops fighting in Ukraine! Like, can u even imagine the chaos?! It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft! Join now to witness the epic battles and see who will come out on top. Plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mods you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Star Shards Collected:	252

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Void Armor Forged:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Enchantments Applied:	119

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	2732	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1030	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6727	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	2719

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Animals Bred:	56
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?