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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7381 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.
we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.
also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.
so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.
