KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Potions Brewed: 99

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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