KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 351 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
Love Letters Sent: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
New Chunks Explored: 987717 Secret Passages Found: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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