KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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