KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
Potions Brewed: 198 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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