KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Star Shards Collected: 154 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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