KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Secret Passages Found: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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