KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 3564 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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