KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 218
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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