KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Buildings Constructed: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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