KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 11
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Mines Excavated: 2499
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 3114

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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