KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ores Mined: 5286
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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