KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Buildings Constructed: 14
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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