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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Animals Bred: 182 Players Killed by Monsters: 520
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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