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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Buildings Constructed: 21 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

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