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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
Potions Brewed: 166 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Alien Abductions: 2 Dimension Hops: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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