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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

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