KimJongCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, Feedback, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, MAURICE, Minecraft, new player guide, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

AH refugees, Blogposting, dw, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, long tail tags, Mari, Minecraft, OMORI, picrew, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DeadbeatSisDrama

Abuse, aita, Boundaries, colorado, deadbeat, DeadbeatSisDrama, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial support, government assistance, Help, minimum wage, not supporting, NY, payment, relationships, sister, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FiredFastMC SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SpookyCrafters

candy, costumes, crazy, decorations, Experience, funny, ghost, Halloween, haunted house, Masks, Memories, Party, pranks, Pumpkins, Scary, spooky, spooky stories, SpookyCrafters, Supernatural, Trick or Treat, witches

Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

critical infrastructure, cyber attack, cyber attack detection, cyber attack prevention, cyber attack response, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, data breach, HACKING, Information Security, Iranian government, Minecraft, national security, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, security breach, Server

So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineKvant Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, city, City Founder, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Gaming, Herobrine, Interesting modes, kind administration, lamp, Lamp server, minecraft server, MineKvant, Modes, multiplayer, Pirate, Private, responsive administration, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, visit us, Without Launcher

New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5065
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1981

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5807	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2