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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

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