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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 9

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