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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5761
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Towns Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	121	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	110	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	297
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ores Mined:	5640	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	9461
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Buildings Constructed:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5614
Magic Crystals Found:	14	New Chunks Explored:	197117
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5451
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Votes:	958	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Farms Harvested:	854	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3