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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6176 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5703 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 221 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!