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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7065 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!